Mike Huckabee Ethered CNN Yet Again On Twitter
Changing “breaking news” to “breaking wind” and rectal probe jokes. Don’t let the Huckleberry get hot! Before the entire damn world lost its mind and got upset about every political statement, one of my favorite things to do was to laugh at the occasional ridiculous Mike Huckabee joke tweets. Not because I’m a political guy. I think every politician in every party is only out for themselves and their own interests when push comes to shove. I just love laughing at Huckabee’s terrible jokes. He’s like a Twitter parody account disguised as a living, breathing person.
There was the first time Huckabee’s Twitter fingers attempted to murder CNN by turning them into the Cardiac Care Network
CNN only escaped certain death because of the fact that the Cardiac Care Network would be CCN.
5 days before that we had the infamous, as some snowflake kids would say problematic (I think I said that right), Cinco de Mayo tweet
And of course a couple months earlier, Huckabee painted his masterpiece with the Snoop Dogg/Lil Bow Wow diss that somehow packed the punch of Hit’em Up, Ether, and Rise Pageviews Rise all in 140 characters or less.
I admit today’s tweet is tame and lame compared to the gold Huckabee has dropped in the past. Don’t get me wrong, fart jokes always have and always will play for days. But breaking wind is weak even for a Huckabee joke and I don’t know if rectal probe jokes are even a burn in 2018. Francis was talking about eating ass directly into my ears on Barstool Breakfast at like 7:05 this morning (only on Barstool Radio On Power 85. Sign up for Sirius today!). And I’m pretty sure the sick fucks on KFC Radio will admit to using rectal probes at some point of their life on a casual quickie episode.
Regardless, I feel like this is just Mike Huckabee reminding us that he’s out there, ready to drop internet gold from the clouds at any minute. Who would have thought that this man would be the ironically unironic comedic face for the online generation?
